August 10, 2008martiny THE CHIHUAHUA: SEASON ONE: EPISODE ONE: MARTINY MEETS PANIC AT THE DISCO
ABOUT: martiny is a small chihuahua no bigger than a bar of soap on a mission across the USA to find one thing, to have a celebrity owner that would take care of her and love her, she journeys through colorado to florida to california to nevada to find a loving superstar why doesn't she want someone normal? I don't know I'm not her!
ABOUT THE MARTINY GROUP: if you wanna catch up with martiny and get exclusive photos EVEN YOUR OWN EPISODES join the martiny group: www.buzznet.com/groups/martiny ![]() (I'm making pictures at polyvore right now, but I'll make cuter ones :D) Martiny climbed to the summit of where she faced denver, she looked down to see the metro area and highway. She took a deep breathe, "ah, mountain snow fused with polluted green gas air" she said. It burned her lungs a little and slightly intoxicated them. She Hiked down the mountain into denver, She walked on the side of the highway in the dirty snow with of road cars crashed into it. She headed into downtown denver where she saw buildings so tall that she never seen before. She had some choices of parts of downtown where she wanted to go. But she never been to denver so she didn't know where to go. She wounded up in the gypsy/theater part of downtown, and came across a temple. Through the stairs she herd dancing and music. "hey, probably a rock star is down there" she said. She hopped down the stairs into a dance studio. Really weird people with long faded blonde hair and bad teeth where dancing to belly dance music. "these aren't celebrities" martiny said. "these are wind worshipers", She looked around a person moved out of the way. There she saw a table with a platter on it, with CARROTS AND RANCH DRESSING. Martiny started jumping constantly "yummy, yummy, yummy carrots and ranch dressing my favorite". She ran past the dancers trying to not get squashed, she ran up to the table and jumped to get a carrot. A big black retriever went in front of her and stared down at her. "who dares eat the feast of a thousand fairies" he said. "um, O-kay' she said back. "what is your name child and what are you doing here in the temple of gypsies in denver" "my name is martiny, sir' and I came here in search of a celebrity to take care of me and love me, do you know any celebrities?" she asked. "I may not know them but I can take them to you, they're only in our village till tonight to preform their musical winds, so we must hurry" he said. "YOU WILL, YOU WILL YOU WILL, YOU WILL" Martiny bounced up and down. "fallow me child" he said taking a step she fallowed him. They walked up the stairs, "by the way, my name is moonswallow, but you can call me joe" his voice turned into something like he was from new jersey. He ran down the street with Martiny fallowing. They across the street then turned to the corner. "Here is where you'll find them" He looked up at at a sign, she did too. Her eyes widened, and her mouth dropped classical victory music was playing in the background. She was finally gonna have a rock star owner. After searching all this time! The sign was titled "panic at the disco, playing tonight" she couldn't believe her eyes, but then....... ''who's panic at the disco" she asked, "how am I supposed to know all I know is that they're famous little jerks" Moonswallow's voice turned into the new jersey voice again. "that's it I'm done being 'Mr. Granola and oats' I'm going to the pub to get a drink" "thank you moonswallow" she yelled back to him "its JOE!" She turned back to the sign "panic at the disco" she whispered. She snapped out of it and ran into the parking lot of theater. There she found tons of big tour buses. She ran around trying to find one that said 'panic at the disco' 30 MINUTES LATER........ She ran all around looking back and forth, side to side. She smeared her black wet nose on a bus and got up she ran again. "its useless" she said. Then she hit an on coming tour bus, it was robin's egg blue and in front spelled out the words. "honda civic tour presents panic at the disco" The bus stopped just in time before she got ran over. Sh went to the side of the bus in front of the door. Martiny's tail wagged faster and faster as the door opened wider and wider. Out stepped a man's foot, he had long hair and a beard. Then another man stepped out he had shorter hair and beard similar to the other guys. Then another stepped out he had a cowboy shirt on. Then ANOTHER stepped out he had a hat on. Martiny started barking to get their attention. The man who first stepped out looked down. "why, why, look guys who we have here" he said. He leaned down to her and scooped her up in his hands. They all looked at her, "she's so small", "she's so cute", "she has no home". The last guy who was named Ryan Ross scratched her ear. Their names where Ryan Ross, Spencer Smith, Jon Walker and Brendon Urie. She rolled in Spencer Smith's hands wagging her tail. "aw" they all said, a family moment struck Martiny, these guys where the ones. Then she herd girls screaming she perked up, They looked up. A stampede of wild fangirls where heading towards them. the ground was shaking "we have to go inside the bus" Ryan Ross said. She bounced out of Spencer Smith's hands, she started to wine. three of them went into the bus, Brendon Urie stopped and looked back then ran back to grab her. He ran in the bus and put a blanket around her and set her on the couch. Jon Walker grabbed a slice of turkey out of the fridge ad threw it to Martiny. She never had anything (well besides carrots and ranch dressing) so yummy before. She never rested on anything cozy before. "we'll be back" Brendon Urie said, "where just gonna play a concert". They exited the bus and into the crowd of fans. 20 minutes past Martiny was sound asleep and alone in the bus. Then she herd the door open she got up and wagged her tail. But it wasn't them, it was two giggly girls. They took their suitcases and luggage and searched through them. They grabbed underwear and other personal items and stuffed them in a backpack. The girls caught a hold of the blanket Martiny was buried in and stuffed in their backpack too. They where laughing constantly and then they herd other fangirls outside that was a sign that they where coming back so they had to get out of there. They ran through a dark alley and Martiny fell out of the backpack through a hole. They ran without her she was SO angry at them, she started to growl. Once they where gone she looked back and forth all there was, was snow and dumpsters and apartment buildings. She sat in the snow with her head and her ears down. Then she walked to a park where she slept on a snow covered ice lump. She wanted to be back on the warm couch with Ryan Ross and Spencer Smith making hot carrots and homemade ranch dressing for her. While Jon walker and Brendon Urie patted her head. She'd be traveling the world with them by now and go on stage with them. She wanted to find them but she didn't know where they where.
Posted on 08/10/2008 9:02 AM Comments (0)
July 26, 2008THE END OF THE DUDE WHO STALKED ME!
I live next to this guy named erik at my house in denver, ever since I was.... EIGHT! (which is when I moved into that house).... he's had this HUGE crush on me. I get out of school 45 minutes before does, my school is 15 minutes away from my neighborhood.
One day I was gazing off into the campus minding my own business while everybody prepared to go home for the day. And next to the sidewalk my classroom faces on the middle school building. He scootered across the window looking at me!. He managed to get onto my school's campus.... MY school's campus! two days after (okay, we have a dairy queen a few blocks down from my school). It was scorching hot outside so me and my friend decided to walk to dairy queen and get an ice cream. I turn around and I saw him coming in looking at me he stood there in the corner for a little bit. I ignored him but he just kept on staring at me. I went out dragging my friend along with. When I was little, I'd run outside naked running around my backyard because I thought the fact that nobody could see me was really funny so I did whatever I wanted back there. I climbed up on top of the highest rock in my backyard and peered over the evergreen tree and he was watching me from behind the gate. last halloween I dressed up as marie antoinette (my dress was really short and I didn't have a wig on) and went outside to put my dog out on the balcony. He was skating by and he did routes and laps around until I went inside. I decided to stay in and serve candy that halloween. But nobody came to my door so I ate all of it watching reruns of the hills. so I'm up in my one of my 1/1,000 vaca homes I have in colorado. And my mom went to go down to denver the day before yesterday. She drove up into the driveway and she saw our whole front of the house COATED IN THIS SOAPY SUBSTANCE! my mom's story: she went up to his dad and waved her finger at him to tell him to come here. Behind erik was in panic, my mom pointed to him the soap substance. His dad's face turned really red, my mom told erik he was a creep and he had to stay away from me (my mom was thinking when I get older and he gets older she'll file a restraining order on him) I don't know what makes me so attractive to guys they always end up stalking me or won't stop bothering me. I mean I think I'm just a normal looking person not too ugly and not to outragingly beautiful (non of my guys at my school likes me..... I don't think) anyway its summer I should enjoy my mom locking me inside not making me go to the skatepark or anything. keeping me isolated from everybody, and not making me go to the panic at the disco concert (I had the option to go to the jonas brothers concert but I knew that nick jonas would fall for me in a second and he cranks my style over board, and I didn't want to face with screaming two year olds like I do when my mom's friends make me babysit their kids e.e)
Posted on 07/26/2008 2:21 PM Comments (0)
July 19, 2008yes they finally arrived![]() this was really quick but..... MY GLOOMY BEAR KEYCHAINS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!! sadly I'm not in my house at denver at the moment (I'm in my one of the houses in winter park e.e or as I call it Idon'tknowwherethehelliam village) I ordered a whole counter boz of them and I'm so excited everybody from audrey kitching to hanna beth at least has one gloomy bear item I can't wait for tomorrow to come (well technically it is tomorrow its just 1:55 right now) must sleep FLUNK zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted on 07/19/2008 12:50 AM Comments (1)
July 16, 2008letter to my sister!!!!!!!
MYSPACE
TITLE: WAIT YOUR BACK I thought you're where gonna be gone for eight weeks has it been that much all ready anyways I need to talk to you I'm very disappointed :( you don't understand how much I cried at camp some parts I loved some I didn't you made me feel like a nobody >:( I wanted to be by your side and you made me feel like I was stalking you! you hung out with those major losers who made me tell our life story to them and I found out where trying to break up our friendship I tried to be somebody I wasn't at that camp, I felt like I was mitchie from camp rock (an original disney movie featuring the jonas brothers) I talked to c.c and she said the reason why I didn't fit in was because I was smarter than them and I'm sorry I have to say this but you too you where right I don't act your age I act like I'm a normal thirteen year old you acted like you where 25!!!!!!!!!!!!! I talked to your friend online once after I got back from camp and she said she was gonna talk to you I was gonna send you a care package but now your back you really have to think: I was there when you where crying I wanted to be there for you then your friends weren't they where were weird, sometimes they where nice but others they weren't they changed they're clothes every millisecond its pathetic the whole time I felt like I was in a dark room, not knowing anybody! with dark non-good vibe ghosts in it and you where the only alive one in there with me sometimes you made me feel good like when you lend me your clothes others you where just a black ghost like everybody else who didn't know me then I tried being somebody I wasn't: I pushed myself to look glamorous by putting on makeup every minute and keep on putting eyeshadow on I wanted to look like noel I wanted to be a replica of you guys but then one day after camp I went into my bathroom and looked in the mirror and I had a rash from all the eyeshadow and taking it off my skin couldn't take it anymore so now I still have that rash as a trophy for being the most biggest fake bitch in colorado then there's my real friends I was so depressed I couldn't talk to them for a while my friend jessica was wondering what was going on she was there for me and I took her goodness and caring unlike you when I stepped in you changed sydney congradufuckalations to you you're now 1 out of 1,000,000,000 teen mother fuck heads who don't have lives in the world I hope your proud of it also each time when I remind myself of something that we did once I keep on pushing myself back to think of different more random topics like a cloud shaped like joe jonas or the cookie monster humping big bird I felt bad for your friend and always thought 'what if her friend was here to see her right now' I left the dance because I didn't want to see the prize they got by stabbing me in the stomach then pushing me down the hill with all my guts and organs following behind leaving me to rot in the sun until a coyote or two came by and chewed me to bones then just decay in the sun some more I pushed my ass till it was sunburned enough to be the reddest ass on the planet I almost had to go to the doctor because of various things so here I am, still peeling, rashes on my eyelids and emotional scares of what you did to me GO LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR I THINK YOUR HAIR IS TOO BLONDE!!!!!!!!! you have to love yourself sydney love your freckles love the fact that your friend loves you and love your life see if you don't it would get more sadder and sadder that's what I tried to tell you all along then i'd go away but I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry for insulting you sydney, if you don't want me to be in your life and someone you don't know I'll go away and never talk to you again if you could just see my sad pity tears right now it would reflect your moments at that camp p.s: don't miss my myspace friend Kir Plastinina on TRL MTV harsh huh? that's my thought on her at camp (sorry to all the blondes out there, I wasn't insulting blondes, I was making fun of her worrying about herself)
Posted on 07/16/2008 2:02 PM Comments (0)
July 15, 2008mistakes i've made in my life
TEXT ANIMALS- came out messed up after I posted to blog
ITUNE MADNESS- I don't care what the song is I just love clicking on the "buy song" button and watch get downloaded FOUND OUT THE TRUTH- one christmas night when I was about eight I went to get a glass of water to find "somebody" next to the chimney who was not known as santi anymore TOLD MY BROTHER- what he was gonna go through in teen life and make fun of it in front of my mom SAT ON SYDNEY'S SPECIAL CHAIR WHILE SHE WENT TO BATHROOM- I needed somewhere to sit so I could watch her barbie movies with her e.e GETTING RIPPED OFF BY OWN MOM- as you may all know I have made one of my dog's a buzznet account you can see it titled ROXYBOO9 three months after my mom took me to my mall's louis vuitton store and get any bag I want the day after when I went to school we did a math project with new news papers at that time I looked in the classifieds to see the chihuahua offers Under CHOW; it said: one year old chowchow call: (my mom's phone number) I came back at school and she was gone! then my mom explained to me why she got me that louis vuitton bag PICKING 'RAFTING IN UTAH FOR THREE DAYS' FOR MY CAMP'S EXTENDED TRIP- so there where four choices: horses (after I saw the horse fell on the consular!!!!!), caving (getting covered in mud head to toe!), hiking to the highest point of colorado (gee willickers hiking on something steeper than your living room's wall with out any climbing gear and having a backpack attached to you that adds the weight of a hippo sounds fun! :P) and last but not least rafting: - going to utah and get shriveled up into a raisin -sleeping under the night sky until a stealth bomber flies over the canyon in the middle of the night then you really get freaked 1. it looks like its a spaceship 2. they're really creepy and I hate them 3. I hate em' - getting almost thrown into an oncoming rapid by your sister and her camp friends then all the water that splashes on you is micro red leech infested and you get covered in micro red leeches PURCHASING A WHOLE STORE COUNTER BOX OF GLOOMY BEAR KEYCHAINS USING MOM'S CREDIT CARD- ordered yesterday shipped I dunno when VICTORIA SECRET- a long time ago me and my friend willow and her dad and his girlfriend at the time went into victoria secrets and took hours it seems like in there. Me and willow got board so after playing around with the entrance doors I walked up to a mannequin and pulled the shorts off fallowed by the shirt then willow did another one and I did another one (the word in my dictionary is sparkling look for it in my next post MY DICTIONARY) then we stopped just in time before the store lady walked past us she got really angry we said that these teenagers did it she walked to these teenagers and started yelling at them and kicked them out ATTEMPTING TO MAKE TIME MACHINE- :P THE SKY HOTEL- my mom took me and sydney to this retro hotel in aspen called sky that night there was an "adult only" party. so me and sydney's first act was to dress like mini hefners by using hotel robes DIDN'T WORK then we tried just walking in on the party SECURITY GUARDS then I started to cry and make up lame excuses, after 1:00 am me and sydney went down stairs again I peered through the corner and next to the chocolate fountain which a few peeps where liking it because the party was about to close I SAW MY MOM DIPPING HER FINGER IN IT AND LIKING HER FINGER SOME CHOCOLATE GOT ON HER NOSE AND A 20 YEAR OLD MAN LIKED IT OFF HER NOSE IT GOT ON HIS TEETH AND MY MOM KISSED HIM AND LIKED IT OFF HIS TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (that's what I hate about having a single mom they're sleezers)
Posted on 07/15/2008 9:21 PM Comments (0)
July 14, 2008IMPORTANT: MUST READ PEEPS!
NOTE TO PARAMORE, FALL OUT BOY, PANIC ECT FANS: DO COOL TRICKS YOU'LL FIND THEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE BUT TO LEARN THE ANIMAL YOU MUST FALLOW INSTRUCTIONS TO EITHER YOUR FAVORITE ONE: LESSON 1, 2 OR 3
hey friends! had you ever seen me post a comment or note then add a fuzzy little text bunny to it, well I'm gonna teach you how to post your own along with comment, note or message and it could work for buzznet or anything you want that has to do with writing on computers: you'll need: ( outline and ears ) outline and ears _ outline head ' eyes . mouth and tail if or o,O and this C (left side) is a great option " for feet detail instruction: please note that for example -=- means to add it or a word like -spacebar- means to press space lesson one: the bunny ( + -spacebar- + ) = ( ) + underscore _ + ( + -spacebar- + ) = ( ) it will come out like this ( )_( ) ( + -=- + ' + . + ' + -=-+ ) should get you this: (='.'=) ( + " + ) = (") + _ + ( + " + ) + . = (")_("). ( )_( ) + (='.'=) + (")_("). = ( )_( ) (='.'=) (")_("). tada NOTES: 1. sometimes you have to organize it the most common when it turns out not arranged is that you copy & paste it you have to make a fresh bunny every time 2. be creative with it like add * instead of ' for the eyes or - instead of . for the mouth SIMPLE MINI/BABY: -=- + : + ^ -----> =:^ LESSON TWO: the kitten you'll need: ^ for ears ' for eyes . for mouth ( for outline and feet ) for outline and feet " for feet detail ^ + -hit spacebar bout five times- + ^ = ^ ^ -=- + -spacebar- + ' + -spacebar- + . + -spacebar- + ' + -spacebar- + = : = ' . ' = OKAY HERE'S THE REALLY CONFUSING PART: ( + -spacebar- + ( + " + ) + -spacebar- + ( + " + ) + -spacebar- + ) ( (") (") ) ^ ^ + = ' . ' = + ( (") (") ) = ^ ^ = ' . ' = ( (") (") ) NOTE: it might come out a little bit unorganized copy & paste or no copy & paste, you just have to put it into place by using the spacebar you can fix it with out deleting anything LESSON THREE: puppy eyed chihuahua intro: no user or friend can't stand a beg from this adorable little fellow learn how to do him and probably he'll get you away with anything on the internet you'll need: < left ear> right ear * eyes ^ nose ( outline left ) outline right ' paws / tail < + * + ^ + * + > = <*^*> ( + ' + -spacebar- + ' + ) + / = (' ')/ ,<*^*> + (' ')/ = <*^*> (' ')/ so next time instead of leaving a plain :) or XD think of <*^*> (' ')/ if you need ANY help with ANY thing please leave a comment of the problem to me and I'll help HEY FANS and KIDS TRY THESE STUPID TRIX: ^ + PATD + ^ ^PATD^ = ' . ' = ( (") (") )PANIC AT THE DISCO ( )_( ) Fall (='.'=) Out (")_(") =:Bunnies pweeze don't C-C-CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH me / <*^*> (' ')/ patrick stump is this cute: <*^*> (' ')/ mad as... ( )_( ) (='.'=) (")_(") or create your own! another thing for speech add a / for the saying add !,?,$,@ ect. on top for more comic sense
Posted on 07/14/2008 10:08 PM Comments (3)
July 1, 2008otter*pops
the reason why I was gone for two weeks was because that I went to camp, up in the mountains..... yes with my step sister -_- I liked it I was just home sick I'm coming back for another two weeks after I have three weeks of extended time for myself. After all, you can't have a summer with out being fried by the sun then get eaten alive by mosquitos thats the best part :]
Posted on 07/01/2008 1:20 AM Comments (0)
June 4, 2008KIRA PLASTININA: you gotta check out her collection it rocks!!!!!!!!!!!! BUM OUT NON OF HER STORES ARE IN COLORADO
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Posted on 06/04/2008 11:11 PM Comments (0)
May 23, 2008my lucky day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
firdays are always lucky days for my BUT today was something more lucky even though I had a sore throught I still managed to go to school and here was what my day was like:
michelle roark came to visit our school- michelle is a world cup ski champian, an all time hero and a new person I added to the peeps I look up to, she nver gave up her dreams and landed her dream right on the spot my mom had her birthday party so she's out and she's letting me stay up till she gets back but while on her way out to her secound birthday of the night she handed me a nordstrom box and said it was from my aunt I opened it and it was a JUICY CLUTCH (actually thats pretty normal for me because all my relitives and my mom always suprise me with juicy couture stuff) it was a cloudy day today while out on the baseball field in P.E so I kept cool although it was the worst part of my day because I still had a sore throught and the couch kept pushing me so I gave her a dirty look THEN this creepers fighter jet came by and that was really strange THEN it looked like a tornato was gonna form and pop on the gorund but it was just a cloud passing a cloud to make it look that way my teacher let me go out to the B.B.Q out in the middle of the campus even though I had to stay in and do homework that I had to catch up on my friend got to come over to my house after school I got to watch a video filming of my previous play I was in called HOME COMING WITH THE GEEKS I played beverley the snooty girl AND SPEAKING OF PLAYS: I'm so excited to say this and I just can't hold it but I'm gonna play charlotte in oliver twist!!!!!!!!!! this summer i'lll be praticing my lines I acomplished a 30 minute play with out forgetting my lines I think I can handle a two hour I completed showing it in front of all my classmates parents I can handle almost ALL OF DENVER AND METRO AREA , I took on one show I'll take on four shows I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THE EVENTS AND STUFF AND EVEN WACKY STUFF THAT HAPPENS IN REHEARAL otherwise: on june 5th, my new favorite cartoon show is gonna air its first episode its called 'flapjack' and its on cartoon network so don't forget to watch it
Posted on 05/23/2008 11:32 PM Comments (0)
April 14, 2008I decided to rename myself candy sparkles
cause I like candy and I love sparkles
Posted on 04/14/2008 10:02 PM Comments (2)
the most terrifying monday of them all
well today guess what happened, so my friends caroline as you know from the A WEEK WITH OUT SLEEPING journal entry brought a LEECH to class in a container today. But it was cool, we named it chuck and its actually the only leech I ever liked (i can't believed I said that omigod I like leeches... well one) and the dumb part is I sat next to her for a half an hour not noticing there was a leech under her sweater
but then again I hate my principal first off he told me to wash my colored hair out since of the controlling dress code second off I think when caroline's nanny came and took the leech and told me and caroline she was gonna set it off into the creek I think my principal told her nanny to do that god, I hate mondays I hope tuesday is better for me ! e.e
Posted on 04/14/2008 6:15 PM Comments (0)
April 7, 2008I know how to speak french
I can say somethings in french:
spencer smith from panic at the disco just got arrested for drinking underaged spencer smith de panique a la discotheque vient arrete pour mineurs de boire fall out boy loves their fans tomberont pas garcon adore luers fans paris is coming out with her new album I'm so excited PARIS sort avec son nouvel album, je suis tellement excitee I love chihuahua puppies adore chiots chihuahua I have a chow chow named roxy ai un chow chow nomme ROXY I like panic at the disco they sound really good aime la panique dans la disco ils sonnent vraiment bien I know how to speak in french how bout you jes sais parler en francias comment vous combat
Posted on 04/07/2008 7:39 AM Comments (1)
March 28, 2008in the news
william beckett's hair got chopped off into a short cut (ryan ross copier)
barack obama turns out to be related to brad pitt (hey thats gonna get more peeps voting for sure______) panic at the disco released their new album followed by fall out boy's new single "beat it" featuring john myers exclusively on itunes I got my hair dyed a vibrant blue today and I feel proud of myself for it... I think I should do modeling now since I look so________ gorgeous my friend chad just signed on to buzz net and he's 14, good looking and free his profile is private but since now one looks it this besides my friends (that do and don't know him) I just wanted to tell: he's buzz name is SPICEY PEPPER 55 Lolly,molly and dolly (my other friends who are all sisters) just got a buzz net too check it out band name is CUTE BAMBIS they have a private profile too
Posted on 03/28/2008 6:27 PM Comments (0)
March 25, 2008A WEEK WITHOUT SLEEPING
M.I was staying up watching my nightly robot chicken and aquateen hunger force on adult swim on cartoon network when all the sudden squid billies came on (my mommy only lets me watch PG-14 cartoons) since I was pissed at her though I decided that I'll just watch it
after it was over I couldn't sleep, all those inbred drawings were stuck in my mind T. I was looking up on the computer for good pictures of ryan ross to post one day so people could make comments about it. Then I saw a really creepy one of him playing the guitar and laughing but he looked like on of those dolls you see at your grandma's ghost infested house that hang on the shelf just waiting till you enter the room so they could take out their knife and stab you so I didn't sleep of that W. At school I had to stay in at lunch because I didn't get my homework in (like always) so I had to sit and read a book, my choices where: BABY SITTER'S CLUB (too cheese eighty's), HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS (yuck), or LEECHES my friend caroline dared me to pick LEECHES so I did. WARNING THIS WILL MAKE YOU VOMIT It said that leeches where close cousins to the earth worm I read through half of the book until I got to this page with A BIG HUGE GIGANTIC leech in a fish tank sucking on a frozen earth worm I hurled all over my desk and I had to go to the nurse's office and they had to get a janitor to clean up my vomit (why would you eat your cousin they taste like mildew) anyway I couldn't sleep that night because In had a dream that I was the earth worm and I was being chased around by the big leech TH. I got so mad at my friend for daring me to read that nasty book the day before so I told everyone a big secret and she got so pissed she threatened to tell everyone on campus an even bigger secret that I had so I couldn't sleep that night either F. my brother took some liquorish sticks out of our treat shelter and chewed them up to make them look like leeches and covered them all over my bed and so when I went to bed I started screaming because I thought they where real leeches until my brother came in laughing (but I attacked him for a taste of his own medicine)
Posted on 03/25/2008 5:07 PM Comments (0)
March 23, 2008HOW RUDE PEEPS CAN BE
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I was juts finished reading my comments for the one picture of THE DUMB JONAS BROTHERS posing like THE PICTURE OF PANIC I posted on buzznet and every single one was "yuck jonas brothers just like panic" you guys don't get the point If you look closer into the panic section you can see there's one from me when ryan ross is pointing at something and then I found a picture of the jonas brothers on the web and they kinda looked like that so I posted it too
people never understand me so what if I have A.D.H.D doesn't mean I'm retarded or something
Posted on 03/23/2008 9:33 PM Comments (0)
happy easter y'all
I love easter it's my eighth favorite holiday
Posted on 03/23/2008 11:57 AM Comments (0)
eagle+sea= seagull
a list of my favorite animals:
1. cotton tailed deers 2. seagull 3. chihuahuas 4. pomeranians my favorite foods 1. sushi 2. strawberries 3. donuts 4. deep fried lobster my favorite TV shows: 1. andy milonakis 2. ren and stimpy 3. peewee's playhouse 4. family guy my favorite movies: 1. legally blonde 2. legally blonde 2 3. marie antoinette 4. mean girls my idols: 1. audrey kitching 2. jac vanek 3. paris hilton 4. brittany spears guys who I think hot: 1. ryan ross 2. pete wentz 3. william beckett 4. patrick stump THINGS I HATE animals: 1. leeches 2. worms 3. slugs 4. parasites foods: 1. liver and onions 2. tomatoes 3. mushrooms (even though the animated japanese ones are cute) 4. onions TV shows: 1. care bears 2. barney 3. hogan knows best 4. pimp my ride movies: 1. epic movie 2. moulin rouge 3. shark tale (the whole thing was just a big 2 hour pepsi commercial) 4. soul plane
Posted on 03/23/2008 11:42 AM Comments (0)
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